strenuous selection period of a
german graduate
capable of disdain and distance
awkwardness to glimpse
inefficiency machine giving materials
will need weeks for jars of jam
memory produced proper dinner
motivate lady-like demeanor
overcome resentment and go home.

OR

strenuous selection period of
awkwardness visiting inefficiency
week four's challenge
jar of jam and difficulty color-coordinating
the catchphrase
unable to maintain lady-like demeanor
Grand prize of $3.00