I Can Hardly Sit Still

My blood-excitement level is at least .20. I'm pretty sure that means I shouldn't get behind the wheel any time soon.

Snakes on a Plane is opening this Friday. I am so thrilled this movie actually exists, and that I, faithful blogger, will be there opening night. It's caught in that magical space betwixt cringe-worthy and ridiculously funny.

And as if that were not enough, dear readers, I now tell you more exciting things coming down the pipes this weekend: The Teen Choice Awards. I'm sure this is usually a lackluster affair, full of screaming hormones in overpriced shoes. But this year, there are two events of note. First, there will be a Grillz award. And for the grande spanking goodness finale, Kevin Federline, or K-Fed for all you hip young kids out there, is making his worldwide television debut, with uber-preggers wifey Britney cheering him on from the audience.

So, even though my laptop is still broken, my office computer can't handle my datasets and ate half of my prospectus this week, I think it's safe to say that everything's going to work out just fine.